This should make you feel better about yourself

Man Arrested for Sexually Assaulting Dog

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While at the home, police learned that Huizar was living in a large doghouse in the backyard, McBride's statement said.

Neighbors reported that he often slept naked in the doghouse with the family dog, Mayra, the statement said. ...

Neighbors also reported seeing Huizar in his back yard dressed in a woman's bra and panties, dancing with a broom handle, police said.

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Yeah, that does the trick. My manboobs and predilection for drunkenly playing Madonna at loud volumes suddenly seem normal.

(depraved details that would only anger people omitted)