Redneck wedding

Turd is the abusive alcoholic husband and Troll is his wife. This their tale:

Then there are Turd and Trolls 7 children ranging from 14 to 2. Four of them are biologically Turd's, two are from affairs Troll had during their tumultuous 14 year relationship and the oldest boy, age 14, is the product of a consensual incestuous relationship Troll had with her father when she was 17. She brags about it. The second oldest who is 13, will be attending the festivities wearing an ankle bracelet from the local Juvi Dept.

Ahhh, late summer... when a young man's fancy turns to domestic battery and incest.